Chic Speed Express

An employee inside the bulletproof vehicle of his boss: "Sir, those men are throwing rocks at us!!!" (Sir, binabato tayo!)
The boss calmly responded: "Those are bullets. They're shooting us."
True Story.

In other countries, there are magazines publish exclusively for selling luxury cars. In Philippines, you can simply see the ads on this humble website Sulit PH

Locally-purchased Lamborghini base price is P19M ( PH peso). So don't believe that someone saying he got his 'basic' lambo for P44M. Horseshitter. Aventador will cost you around P30M. Oui, we overprice every thing here.


Mr. Luca Cordero di Montezemolo (Ferrari chairman amongst other things, kids) a.k.a the uncrowned king of Italy doesn't do bodyguards. So why should you? Bringing those men while you're shopping for clothes is taking it too far. Even the ampatuan clan doesn't do such exaggeration (their men wait outside.). You must start feeling ashame now.


Are you a fan of Evian facial spray? Buy their bottled water instead. You are basically paying extra for the can. & get a Muji atomizer. Simply because their products work very well than the cheap ones. Facial spray is effective on keeping you awake in traffic.


A well-laid timber wood floor is BETTER for the planet than driving a hybrid car.

Plus, you're more prone to running over a pedestrian as they can't hear your car coming. X the hybrid.


Find Me

A person who wants to be fit. One must:

Breakfast like a king
Lunch like a prince
Dinner like a pauper

A car to be great. It must:

Look like a king
Comfortable as sitting like a prince
Spend on gas like a pauper

It's an easter egg car hunt...


Car Lashes

These will definitely turn heads. Not because of adoration, no, oh no! But you'll definitely have everybody saying "WTF!" & instantly they will know you are a nutcase without uttering a word.

Since April Fool's Day is just a few weeks away, these flutters will be fun for kidding any petrolhead ;) There's someone in Ebay Ph who's selling it for only P99. Really, I had to message her: "LOL"


Here, let's chuckle some more:

And you thought nothing could get more insane: it can be paired with Car Eyeliner. Oh putain!