On Rare Cases

Looking at this picture, I prefer nature's horsepower over mankind's hyper horsepower.

Defying Time

Meet the most beautiful madam. The wrinkles & veins have been (slowly) creeping over the 58 year old Christie Brinkley. Yet her radiant beauty can be considered as a miracle for her age.

pictures taken 2011-2012

Meet the most expensive auctioned Mercedes-Benz 300SL. The half a century old alloy automobile with its drabby seat cover fetched a cool $4.62 million.

They are proofs of pure beauty and elegance that can't be taken away by time... nor bad taste.

This Gullwing Coupe made me appreciate more one of my favorite bag which I found in men's department. Oh, how I dislike the fabric lining! But whenever I peep into the bag, it always reminds me of one of my favorite automobile. Then I feel better. Ouf!

In Full Bloom

Rim designers should definitely stop & look at flowers (it seems some of them had done so). These girls in frilly colorful skirts should be a good source of inspiration ;) Smelling is unneccesary.

Kia Rover

As recently found out, Range Rover Evoque is UK's 2011 car of the year. & Mrs. Victoria Beckham is Top Gear's woman of the year. She collaborated with the brand for designing the interior of the special edition Evoque.

J'adore Mrs. Beckham. Her design is as classy as she is. & my love for Range Rover since I was in the 6th grade hasn't changed. But the Evoque just lacks originality.

Kia Soul  +  Kia Sorento =  Range Rover Evoque

Kia Soul was the first vehicle (2010) to have the downward slanting roof (oui, slants upward if you were in the backseat). All Kia models don't have big headroom which make their cars look small compare to other brands. Their reasoning is simple: humans don't have big noggin therefore a car doesn't need a big headroom. Point taken. Unless of course you are going to stand up inside as you were in a bus or you are going to put things in the cabin as you were in a plane. But we aren't going to that, are we?

Chic Speed Express

An employee inside the bulletproof vehicle of his boss: "Sir, those men are throwing rocks at us!!!" (Sir, binabato tayo!)

The boss calmly responded: "Those are bullets. They're shooting us."

*giggles*

True Story.

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In other countries, there are magazines publish exclusively for selling luxury cars. In Philippines, you can simply see the ads on this humble website Sulit PH. 

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Locally-purchased Lamborghini base price is P19M ( PH peso). So don't believe that someone saying he got his 'basic' lambo for P44M. Horseshitter. Aventador will cost you around P30M. Oui, we overprice every thing here.

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Mr. Luca Cordero di Montezemolo (Ferrari chairman amongst other things, kids) a.k.a the uncrowned king of Italy doesn't do bodyguards. So why should you? Bringing those men while you're shopping for clothes is taking it too far. Even the ampatuan clan doesn't do such exaggeration (their men wait outside.). You must start feeling ashame now.

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Are you a fan of Evian facial spray? Buy their bottled water instead. You are basically paying extra for the can. & get a Muji atomizer. Simply because their products work very well than the cheap ones. Facial spray is effective on keeping you awake in traffic.

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A well-laid timber wood floor is BETTER for the planet than driving a hybrid car.

Plus, you're more prone to running over a pedestrian as they can't hear your car coming. X the hybrid.

Find Me

A person who wants to be fit. One must:

Breakfast like a king

Lunch like a prince

Dinner like a pauper

A car to be great. It must:

Look like a king

Comfortable as sitting like a prince

Spend on gas like a pauper

It's an easter egg car hunt...

Car Lashes

(chuckles)

These will definitely turn heads. Not because of adoration, no, oh no! But you'll definitely have everybody saying "WTF!" & instantly they will know you are a nutcase without uttering a word.

Since April Fool's Day is just a few weeks away, these flutters will be fun for kidding any petrolhead ;) There's someone in Ebay Ph who's selling it for only P99. Really, I had to message her: "LOL"

LOL!

Here, let's chuckle some more:

And you thought nothing could get more insane: it can be paired with Car Eyeliner. Oh putain!